Saturday, December 24, 2005

Educational mini sculptures for your home

The first item illustrates a comfortable breast-groping position. In shiny porcelain, to emulate that unique baby-oil effect.


The second item, in solid metal, has a fourfold use. First and foremost, a lethal weapon to deter any prospective intruder foolish enough to attempt your home (given your particular taste, too); second, a table light -- although not obviously so; third, an object of decorative and esthetic value, tying in nicely with previously advertised items; fourth, an educational illustration of the perils of attempting cunnilingus while standing, especially in the hampering presence of a giant light-emitting lotus-shaped object between the aspirant performer and the sweet target of performance.



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